Absurd Stranger Gets All Tough Over 20 Dollars

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    Text - Hey, ever since quarantine started my eating habits have gone totally out of whack, I was wondering if you could help me get back to normal/get healthier? Sure thing! Thanks for reaching out to me, I could run through a few things with you, giving you some advice to help readjust your diet if that'd help. On top of that, I could also give you a personalised meal plan if you feel like that'd be easier to stick to.
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    Text - Both of those options sound pretty good to me, what kinda prices are we talking about here? I'm kinda on a budget so l'd appreciate if you were considerate with your pricing I understand that, a consultation, along with a full eating guide and dietary advice is $20, an additional meal plan is $10 I also offer fitness plans if you'd like to supplement your diet with some exercise
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    Text - 30 dollars for telling me what foods to eat seems kinda steep to me, is there any chance that you could lower it? I could include a limited meal plan in the $20 option (1 day of eating) if you like? Apart from that, the price is firm. Listen pal, I'm asking you to kindly lower the price, I know people in your city. I don't think they'd appreciate you busting my balls over here oh no
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    Text - Going all mafioso on me won't work, you can either pay the $20-30 or move on I can still give fitness advice with or without my kneecaps, so I don't really care either way You really think you're a tough man me and my boys will have to see about that pretty wise of you to put your HOME ADDRESS IN YOUR BIO
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    Text - i'll be pulling up at 31 Spooner C. Street real soon Peter's address from family guy See you there pal! Oh trust me, you will, and you'll 6 regret ever being born

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